First off, is this Jake character who foolishly believed that he knew something that I didn't in government (<--- LOL) . After confirming facts with Sterling, Jake admitted defeat and sang Skater Boy (or "Sk8r Boi") by Avril Lavigne.
HOWEVER, at least he swiftly completed his task as compared to this "THAI NGUYEN" person who delayed his sentence for weeks on end because " DUDE I DONT WANT MY PARENTS TO HEAR ME OMG"
Finally, his parents decided to leave the house and Thai quickly booted up the skype and told me "DENNIS FUCK DO IT NOW DO IT NOW QUICK QUICK"
[8:03:07 PM] Thai Nguyen: DUDE
[8:03:09 PM] Thai Nguyen: I"M READY
[8:03:11 PM] Thai Nguyen: QUICK BEFORE
[8:03:16 PM] Thai Nguyen: MY PARENTS COME BACK
ok son you better sing well since theres nobody there to judge you eh