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The regular season is over and soaring over the rest of the rubble of the league are
1.) WILLIAM PENG
2.) DENNIS CAO
3.) THAI NGUYEN
3.) RANDY HIROSHIGE

which represent all of the asians in the league. meanwhile, the bottom 4 (comprised of the rest of these whites) will slug it out in a massive trash throwing dumpster contest we have the various whites of jake mason ty and kevin. It is especially ironic since kevin stacked his team with the undefeated packers and he has sucked 100% balls compared to the rest of the league, including the non-playoff bound eagles stacked dennis team and the patriot stacked william team. 

My prediction is that william will utterly crush the japanese guy in 1v1 physical combat via internet and come out on top 120-98 while thai falls to my superior running quarterbacks in a 100-80 affair.

THEN IT WILL BE THE THIRD GAME BETWEEN ME AND WILLIAM FOR THE FINALS GG
 
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big plays?
im white hes black
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CLOSE GAME?
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NOPE TAKE SOME LESSONS SON
GET GOOD SMALL SON
 
GG looks like AMERICA has successfully launched another mars rover because mars is 2EZPZ for the USA. This curiosity rover isnt supposed to land on mars for another 8.5 months but everything is obviously going to go 100% because its American and America > Mars

Meanwhile those clumsy Russians are putting on one of their shitty typical showcases of "claim that their spacecraft will go to mars but gets stuck in low earth orbit instead." The reds have a spectacular win loss ratio of 0- (too many to count), meaning they have failed at every attempt cause they are garbage.

Back when they were the soviet union, they decided that they had to pull a quick one out of their ass and beat the USA to mars cause we beat them to the moon, however their 2 1969 mars attempts both failed at launch (LOL). their next 3 missions hit mars like a rock and didnt transmit for shit, and the mission after that whiffed completely and sailed right past mars (how the fuck do you miss a planet do some math noobs). numerous failures after that too many to detail
 
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SLIGHTLY BIASED
Actually what happened was that there is bryant on the first floor talking to his mom while me and kenneth idling upstairs with some water cups. I strategically empty my water cup before going  downstairs because I dont want to look like I am wasting water. As I enter the living room with kenneth, I see Bryant's mom so I move my left arm forward to make that one signature wave thing that I do. Anyways, the relaxation of my arm (putting it back down to my sides) was perfectly synced with the raising of my left knee to walk forward, causing my knee to come into contact with the bottom of the cup in a very unfortunate manner.
also megan blows at battlefield 3 trolololololololololololololololololololol
 
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confirmed mad.
So after dropping both his games against.... ZHIQIAN peng, Kevin has completed his fall from playoff contender to honored member of the dumpster squad. Meanwhile, Jake lotwin climbs from last place to 5th place with wins last week and this week over number 2 randy, and is now one game off of playoffs and has proceeded to become the new troll of the room by asking "umad???" to everybody that he beats.


EDIT : HOLD THE PHONE, POSTED PREMATURELY?? RANDY IS MAKIGN A BIG COMEBACK WITH JORDY NELSON


REVERSE EDIT: IT APPEARS AS THOUGH RANDY HAS STOPPED SHORT OF AN EPIC COMEBACK BY 2 POINTS, JAKE LAUGHS ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK RANDYMADMADMADMADMADMADMMADMADMMADMDAMDMADMMADMDAMADMADMMAD
MADMADMADMDAMMADMADMADM
 
VARIOUS ASIANS + WHITE GUYJARED decide to barge into my house and ninja make me a facebook out of thin air, now I am stuck with this timesucking thing that sucks and dont even know how to use. watisthis?





WHY?

11/8/2011

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On the previous friday, while for one reason or another the entire calculus class was listening to 2 horrid singers attempt to taylor swift, William was busy trying to dodge Mason's wager on another loser sings bet. "NO THATS GAY!" among various other excuses. That afternoon and on sunday, continual prodding from peers proved ineffective at draggin william out of the dumpster. HOWEVER, ONCE THE SUNDAY FOOTBALL GAMES HAVE ALREADY STARTED AND WILLIAM NOTICES THAT HE WILL PULL AN EZPZ WIN, ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAS A CHANGE OF HEART
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Of course, the punishment for such a vile act of mischievery shall be that william has to be the one who sings, as per the new rule:

If you make a bet the other person did not agree to but still win the bet, both of you have to suffer the consequences of a lost bet.


LOOKS LIKE KIDS WILL B SINGING
 
KK so after Mason lost to me in fantasy football he was supposed to go ahead and sing a famous Taylor swift song as punishment but lo and behold his fucking balls dropped off and decided to pussy out and avoid singing for 2 weeks while putting his arms around his head and saying "LALALALALA DODGE?""" LLAOALALA"

Anyway, after many attempts to peer pressure him into singing, I cut a deal where I would sing one song and then he would sing a song. After I sang the song, the peer pressure piled up 10x and mason was forced to give in. May I present to you:
1.) Mason Singing "Mine"

2.) Dennis singing "Love Story"