Mason is pumped full of extra testosterone due to his stunning rise in fantasy football power projections over the last few weeks and senses his opportunity to burst into the top tier of the league with a win over me today. This moron got so lucky as to face me on the week the Eagles have a bye so he is favored to win by an incredibly large margin. No worries tho, my balls are just as large as his because I havnt jacked off in like 2 days and have placed the following wager on the game:

1.) Loser has to sing taylor swift into their microphone
2.) Singing is recorded
3.) Singing gets put up on website

my FloatesMcgoates will sail to an effortless victory over Mason's gonads NP
mason talking big to compensate for penis size

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