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IM POINTING AT UR ASS
So at some UN general assembly meeting, this nutjob president(lol?) of iran (nice country bro) ahmadinejad decides to do his usual routine and denounce the great satan america. This time, he decides to go to the old conspiracy theory that 9/11 was an inside job (its probably effective to destroy your own economic + military centers eh?).
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Goddamnit
Anyway, as can be expected, the United States leads a walkout along with the rest of the civilized nations of the world. However, there is another party involved here... Al-qaeda! Turns out, the terrorist group may or may not be pissed off that iran comes along and decides to take away their "crowning achievement." Anyway, their official statement is as follows:

"The Iranian government has professed on the tongue of its president Ahmadinejad that it does not believe that al Qaeda was behind 9/11 but rather, the US government," it said. "So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?"
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FUCKING IRAN WTF U DOING?
Then al-aqaeda (wtf name is fucking hard to spell) decides to go for the megablow by calling iran "jihadists in name only", and then they go into a rant how about they are actually fighting "the great satan" while the iranians are sitting there in their huts merely shouting into a microphone but not actually doing anything. (I think they might be mad)

High quality statement from the terrorists:
"Iran and the Shi'a in general do not want to give al Qaeda credit for the greatest and biggest operation ever committed against America because this would expose their lip-service jihad against the Great Satan."



bbbbbbbbbbbbig plays.
this is probably how hitler would feel if the russians randomly came out during world war 2 and said "DAMN MOUSOLINNI HES KILLING ALL THE JEWS!"
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NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN IT WAS FUCKING ME YOU MORONS



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