"Remember when I called Kevin a fagbag?"
EVERYTHING GOING SUPERB IN FANTASY FOOTBALL I SHOULD BE CRUISING TO AN EASY VICTORY TO SEAL MY NUMBER ONE STATUS ON THE INTERNET but then lesean mccoy gets injured after only getting a measly 4.5 yards, sealing my fate as a slobbish number 2.
However, this fate is much better than the fate suffered by Mason levy, who appeared to be on the rise and almost made it to the playoffs, only to be outskilled by kevin meagher and then... JAKE LOTWIN, and ended up in last place cause hes bad.
An even worse fate was suffered by Thai nguyen, who foolishly bet me in the semifinals that he would win the match. Well, turns out he lost and he has to sing "a thousand miles" by some venessa chick as well as hold up what is going to be a rather humiliating sign all the while wearing my eagles jacket and eagles cap.
his song will then be put up with jake's song for an epic poll
also ZQ's team ended up being all hype and got a dissapointing 3rd place (badkidismad)
So after dropping both his games against.... ZHIQIAN peng, Kevin has completed his fall from playoff contender to honored member of the dumpster squad. Meanwhile, Jake lotwin climbs from last place to 5th place with wins last week and this week over number 2 randy, and is now one game off of playoffs and has proceeded to become the new troll of the room by asking "umad???" to everybody that he beats.
EDIT : HOLD THE PHONE, POSTED PREMATURELY?? RANDY IS MAKIGN A BIG COMEBACK WITH JORDY NELSON
REVERSE EDIT: IT APPEARS AS THOUGH RANDY HAS STOPPED SHORT OF AN EPIC COMEBACK BY 2 POINTS, JAKE LAUGHS ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK RANDYMADMADMADMADMADMADMMADMADMMADMDAMDMADMMADMDAMADMADMMAD
On the previous friday, while for one reason or another the entire calculus class was listening to 2 horrid singers attempt to taylor swift, William was busy trying to dodge Mason's wager on another loser sings bet. "NO THATS GAY!" among various other excuses. That afternoon and on sunday, continual prodding from peers proved ineffective at draggin william out of the dumpster. HOWEVER, ONCE THE SUNDAY FOOTBALL GAMES HAVE ALREADY STARTED AND WILLIAM NOTICES THAT HE WILL PULL AN EZPZ WIN, ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAS A CHANGE OF HEART
Of course, the punishment for such a vile act of mischievery shall be that william has to be the one who sings, as per the new rule:
If you make a bet the other person did not agree to but still win the bet, both of you have to suffer the consequences of a lost bet.
LOOKS LIKE KIDS WILL B SINGING
Coming to nobody's surprise, the fantasy football league rankings up to saturday october 15th are as follows
1.) WILLIAM "stigged" PENG
2.) Dennis "FloatesMcgoates" Cao
3.) Kevin "Republicans win" Meagher <--- btw meagher is spelled kind of like meghan HMM?
4.) Randy "sushi" Hiroshige
----------- (top four go to playoffs)
5.) Thai "Thaitanium" Nguyen
6.) Mason "go nads" levy
7.) Ty "GG KEV U MAD?" Kaufman
8.) Jake "dunno his team name but he sucks huge balls" Lotwin
Pulling the number one spot out of his fucking ass is this william fellow who immigrated in the third grade. Going into the draft, he had no idea what the hell he was doing so he decided to "troll" kevin by first picking aaron rodgers. Turns out kevin goes for the counter troll by picking william's favorite bandwagon quarterback tom brady. Then, the two negotiate a SUPERSECRET trade. Anyway, william procedes to stack his entire team full of new england patriot players because he knows 0 about anybody else who plays in the NFL and he crosses his fingers while holding his balls hoping for wins.
WELL then out of 100% luck it turns out after 5 weeks of play William rode the patriot penis all the way to first place. Now, he thinks he is the lord of all football and has began giving out advice to other players.
Of course, I did the same thing as william only instead of stacking patriots players I have stacked Eagles players for equally good results, EZ number 2 seed no problems?
The other story here is that the 3 white kids in the league are scrambling to explain why they r sucking so much dick
jake just sucks nice 1-4 chap dont worry I provide fantasy football lessons for $9.99 per hour paypal to DennisCao@live.com