I have no idea why I was spamming in all caps before.

Please be informed that a "donthaveacao" tumbler is not actually me but a combination of Kenneth Lam and his best friend with benefits (LOL) Megan Camballa
 
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SLIGHTLY BIASED
Actually what happened was that there is bryant on the first floor talking to his mom while me and kenneth idling upstairs with some water cups. I strategically empty my water cup before going  downstairs because I dont want to look like I am wasting water. As I enter the living room with kenneth, I see Bryant's mom so I move my left arm forward to make that one signature wave thing that I do. Anyways, the relaxation of my arm (putting it back down to my sides) was perfectly synced with the raising of my left knee to walk forward, causing my knee to come into contact with the bottom of the cup in a very unfortunate manner.
also megan blows at battlefield 3 trolololololololololololololololololololol
 
VARIOUS ASIANS + WHITE GUYJARED decide to barge into my house and ninja make me a facebook out of thin air, now I am stuck with this timesucking thing that sucks and dont even know how to use. watisthis?





 
Kkkk everyone eating various slices of various pizzas at this food court place next to the movie theatre in peace + watching the world series when all off a sudden....

Kenneth/Megan: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Kenneth/Megan: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
me/jared: ?
Kenneth/Megan: GUYS LOL ROFL AT THIS!

/// shows us the video of the guy getting paralyzed
Kenneth/Megan: OMG SO FUNNY
me: ...
Jared: HES FUCKING PARALYZED FOR LIFE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Kenneth/Megan: NO HES NOT LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS OMG

one day later:

Kenneth/Megan : woopslol
 
Before the movie even begins, on the first trailer...
Kenneth: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IM GETTING OUT OF HEREOMG
Jared: kenneth seriously?


"Film is panning left and right"
Kenneth : *puts his hands over his eyes*
Jared: Kenneth wtf r u doing?



Kenneth: STOP THE GODDAMN MOVIE
Jared: goddamnitkennethfucking


Kenneth: JARED WHATS HAPPENINGOMG
Jared: goddamnitkennethfucking


after movie:
Kenneth: OK THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY EVEN THOUGH I READ THE ENTIRE SUMMARY OF THE MOVIE BEFOREHAND -________-


btwgreatmovie
 
EZ business np just playing some league of legends with ty jared ashley kenneth + some guy I forgot but only four of us are on skype voice chat for some reason. I put ashley in the phone call for team communication purposes but Ty decides to get mad at ashley for some reason and shouts out loud " I dont fucking want to play with Ashley shes bad." However, Ty didnt realize that I put ashley in the call and gets super boned. I try to stop Ty from fumbling by instantly saying " NO FUCK TY oh my go.." but it was too late. so basically me and kenneth are laughing our assess off for about 5 minutes while Ty sulks in embarrasment trying to get mad through text chat
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AWKWARD?
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problem bro?
Anyway, what happens next is that Ty decides that it is getting way too fucking awkward with him and ashley in the same room so he hangs everyone up in the original skype call and makes a new one without ashley in it ( even though ashley is at this point still playing with us, and the game just started). Once we are in the game lobby though, I expose Ty's evil plans by saying out loud "SO IT APPEARS AS THOUGH TY HAS MADE A NEW SKYPE CALL, AND ONE OF THE 5 OF US ARE NOT IN IT ATM." Ty is again flustered. Then, one player on the enemy team leaves before the picking phase is over disbanding out lobby. At this point, Ty remakes the lobby with only 4 of us, aka he ditched ashley even though ashley waited 5 minutes for jared to finish playing his game (LOL TY SMOOTH MOVE).

Turns out Me and Ty carry kenneth and jared on our backs to win the game.


On the same day, kenneth and ty and some other kids already had a full party but then I logged on and demanded to be put in the lobby at the expense of someone else so kenneth and ty sneakily ditch cris b LOL (mad kids will get mad)