The latest victims of a losing bet with me, Jake Lotwin and Thai Nguyen had to sing various songs of questionable masculinity.
First off, is this Jake character who foolishly believed that he knew something that I didn't in government (<--- LOL) . After confirming facts with Sterling, Jake admitted defeat and sang Skater Boy (or "Sk8r Boi") by Avril Lavigne.
As you can tell, Jake was quietly whispering into the mic at best and his voice had to be amplified several times.
HOWEVER, at least he swiftly completed his task as compared to this "THAI NGUYEN" person who delayed his sentence for weeks on end because " DUDE I DONT WANT MY PARENTS TO HEAR ME OMG"
Finally, his parents decided to leave the house and Thai quickly booted up the skype and told me "DENNIS FUCK DO IT NOW DO IT NOW QUICK QUICK"
[8:03:07 PM] Thai Nguyen: DUDE
[8:03:09 PM] Thai Nguyen: I"M READY
[8:03:11 PM] Thai Nguyen: QUICK BEFORE
[8:03:16 PM] Thai Nguyen: MY PARENTS COME BACK
ok son you better sing well since theres nobody there to judge you eh
EVERYTHING GOING SUPERB IN FANTASY FOOTBALL I SHOULD BE CRUISING TO AN EASY VICTORY TO SEAL MY NUMBER ONE STATUS ON THE INTERNET but then lesean mccoy gets injured after only getting a measly 4.5 yards, sealing my fate as a slobbish number 2.
However, this fate is much better than the fate suffered by Mason levy, who appeared to be on the rise and almost made it to the playoffs, only to be outskilled by kevin meagher and then... JAKE LOTWIN, and ended up in last place cause hes bad.
An even worse fate was suffered by Thai nguyen, who foolishly bet me in the semifinals that he would win the match. Well, turns out he lost and he has to sing "a thousand miles" by some venessa chick as well as hold up what is going to be a rather humiliating sign all the while wearing my eagles jacket and eagles cap.
his song will then be put up with jake's song for an epic poll
also ZQ's team ended up being all hype and got a dissapointing 3rd place (badkidismad)
So after dropping both his games against.... ZHIQIAN peng, Kevin has completed his fall from playoff contender to honored member of the dumpster squad. Meanwhile, Jake lotwin climbs from last place to 5th place with wins last week and this week over number 2 randy, and is now one game off of playoffs and has proceeded to become the new troll of the room by asking "umad???" to everybody that he beats.
EDIT : HOLD THE PHONE, POSTED PREMATURELY?? RANDY IS MAKIGN A BIG COMEBACK WITH JORDY NELSON
REVERSE EDIT: IT APPEARS AS THOUGH RANDY HAS STOPPED SHORT OF AN EPIC COMEBACK BY 2 POINTS, JAKE LAUGHS ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK RANDYMADMADMADMADMADMADMMADMADMMADMDAMDMADMMADMDAMADMADMMAD