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EVERYTHING GOING SUPERB IN FANTASY FOOTBALL I SHOULD BE CRUISING TO AN EASY VICTORY TO SEAL MY NUMBER ONE STATUS ON THE INTERNET but then lesean mccoy gets injured after only getting a measly 4.5 yards, sealing my fate as a slobbish number 2.

However, this fate is much better than the fate suffered by Mason levy, who appeared to be on the rise and almost made it to the playoffs, only to be outskilled by kevin meagher and then... JAKE LOTWIN, and ended up in last place cause hes bad.

An even worse fate was suffered by Thai nguyen, who foolishly bet me in the semifinals that he would win the match. Well, turns out he lost and he has to sing "a thousand miles" by some venessa chick as well as hold up what is going to be a rather humiliating sign all the while wearing my eagles jacket and eagles cap.

his song will then be put up with jake's song for an epic poll





also ZQ's team ended up being all hype and got a dissapointing 3rd place (badkidismad)
 
Mitt Romney was never the frontrunner for the Republican nomination, his poll numbers apparently have a cap at around 25-28%, meaning the more conservative Republicans (Myself included) should represent well over 60% of the Republican electorate and should be able to easily elect a much more right leaning candidate than Romney. The following chart of poll numbers confirms how Romney's numbers have been stuck at 25 while numerous candidates have exceeded him at different times.
However, the fucking problem here is that there are way too many damn lines on that graph. Gingrich, Perry, Bachmann, Santorum, and to a much smaller degree Paul are all fighting over the exact same voters, fracturing the conservative vote and giving Romney a slight edge because he has a monopoly over the moderate vote. However, if it were just that, Romney would still lose because even with many candidates fighting over the conservatives, there has always been one candidate that manages to rally enough of them to gain an edge over Romney.
What the above poll shows, besides the aforementioned splintering of the conservative base, is Romney's lifeline to the nomination. While at the moment there is a considerable "Anybody but Romney" crowd, that movement will all but disappear if somehow Ron Paul manages to pull ahead. Holy shit do me and other mainstream conservatives hate this guy Ron Paul, who is a libertarian and has a random as fuck foreign policy that scares us all away. If he gains significant momentum and wins several states, all the remaining conservatives will ditch their preferred candidate and run their ass over to Romney in an attempt to stop Ron Paul from winning the nomination.
 
So all apparently alot of the internet and our resident hippie liberal ty kaufman getting super mad over this "National Defense Authorization Act" because it allows the military to hold people on suspicion of terrorism for as long as they would like. WELL AS IT TURNS OUT you dont actually have to worry about shit unless you are a goddamn terrorist so unless this here kaufman gets all supermad and begins to make several covert trips to pakistan nothing will actually happen.


Also, I'm going to give a hearty ROFL at these hippies because they cant actually stop this bill from passing, as it has bipartisan support (over 80% in the senate) and all the hippies can do is cry on the internet and beat some drums in a giant circlejerk.
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The hippies? Nothing apparently
terroristsmad?
 
The regular season is over and soaring over the rest of the rubble of the league are
1.) WILLIAM PENG
2.) DENNIS CAO
3.) THAI NGUYEN
3.) RANDY HIROSHIGE

which represent all of the asians in the league. meanwhile, the bottom 4 (comprised of the rest of these whites) will slug it out in a massive trash throwing dumpster contest we have the various whites of jake mason ty and kevin. It is especially ironic since kevin stacked his team with the undefeated packers and he has sucked 100% balls compared to the rest of the league, including the non-playoff bound eagles stacked dennis team and the patriot stacked william team. 

My prediction is that william will utterly crush the japanese guy in 1v1 physical combat via internet and come out on top 120-98 while thai falls to my superior running quarterbacks in a 100-80 affair.

THEN IT WILL BE THE THIRD GAME BETWEEN ME AND WILLIAM FOR THE FINALS GG
 
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big plays?
im white hes black
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CLOSE GAME?
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NOPE TAKE SOME LESSONS SON
GET GOOD SMALL SON